[MY SWORD? MASSIVE]
[MY DICK? ALSO MASSIVE]

[MY ANXIETY? FUCKING ENDLESS BABY]

...Um, that last one is supposed to be funny. That was funny, right?
Cherry
[THE DRONE]
Age: [6 MONTHS]
Height: [50CM]
Likes: [STARTING SHIT]
Dislikes: [USELESS ASSHOLES]



Cherry
(The Boy)
Age: 21
Height: 147cm
Likes: Pretty Quilts, Pasta
Dislikes: Rude People, Leafy Greens

A homebound boy with little ability to walk, Cherry's wanting to still interact with the outside world resulted in a heavy special interest in drone technology, to the point that he's learned how to mod his own. With several cameras to look around, a powerful self-repair system, a working range of up to fifty kilometers, and a proprietary storage that can somehow contain entire, meter-long weapons in its small container, the drone gives Cherry quite the power...

...A power he's fully aware of, as whenever he uses it, his shy, meek self turns into an obnoxious posting machine, with a text-to-speech loudspeaker outputting every single insult he slings out with his keyboard. (For the purposes of differentiating the two, their respective color schemes change.)

[Heavy Machinery]

With the power of having a whole-ass claymore that somehow hides in a small drone, Cherry operates as the closest thing this game can possibly have to a flying unit, able to ignore silly human problems like “stairs”, and instead having other, less human problems, like “having medkits be completely useless” and “input latency making it impossible to hit things”.

Critical Skill
[REPAIRTHISSHIT.sh]

Automatically heals up to full HP at the end of a fight, or between waves. Allies cannot use support items on him.

[POSTING KING LOGGED ON]
SUPPORT - LOW WP

Singles out an enemy from up to four tiles away to shittalk.
Causes a status effect that makes the target only attack Cherry.
MED WP - ??? DMG - ∞ HIT
[WHEEEEEEEEEEE]

Spins the claymore around as fast as possible towards the enemy.
Who knows how much damage it'll do, but it's not going to miss.
[THIS IS PROLLY FINE]
HIGH WP - HIGH DMG - MED HIT

Charges the entire drone's body at the opponent's face.
Hits hard, but takes half the damage dished out in self-damage.